WHATS IN A NAME Feb2004
Maybe it’s a sign of old age,
but have you noticed how everything seems to be changing its name nowadays? I
didn’t mind so much when we chucked out Fahrenheit and replaced it with
Centigrade – all part of decimalisation after all. But since when has it
changed to Celcius? (yes, I know that technically they are not the same, but
frankly I think that is a technicality we can all live without).
Then Geraniums, which we were
all familiar with, became Pelargoniums, which we know not. And I’m sure I read
somewhere that Adrenaline was henceforward to be referred to as Epinephrine,
though this news had not reached my doctor. Of course it was to be expected
that
As an ageing computer techie,
I suppose I have to hold up my hands and say that the prevalence of punctuation
in names is all our fault – joe.public@email.com
has led to all manner of mischief. The sensible sounding Cellnet became the
mumble of MmO2, and my insurance company tried its best to distance itself from
the public by changing to the unpronounceable Moreth>n. Still, that’s
possibly better than calling yourself Monday – I can’t even remember what they
used to be called. And why should a company with a world famous name like
Guiness want to throw it away for the totally nondescript Diageo. Any day now,
a water company is going to rebrand itself H2O, and a power company MC2 – you
heard it here first.
I suppose the last word has
to go to the artist formally known as Prince, who has simply abandoned the idea
of a name altogether – maybe he wants to be forgotten.
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